symantics

This morning I informed a coworker that I might be late for a 1:00 meeting, as I was heading out to buy shoes over lunch. Priorities.

I made it back in time & she asked if my shopping trip was successful. I said "Yep, I got a pair of Wave Rider 10s & some Grid Trigons."

To which she replied "They don't sound like shoes, they sound like weapons."

I wish I thought of something clever to say. Such as, "My stride is a weapon of mass destruction." But I just cracked up.